I'm Mihail. I'm 23 years old. I live in Chapel HIll, NC. Snapchat/Instagram: projectoffset I'm a Pre-Med student, so ask me science shit and normal shit too I guess.



Movie idea: Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken sit down for breakfast and discuss literally anything for two hours.

You won’t be able to run into me and say creepy things then

Berkeley might be an option. NEAR Easy Creole. Which you need to hit up if you haven’t already. 

For future reference, who still lives in SF that I can stay with for a week?

Because my best friend’s landlord is a bitch. And I don’t want to settle for Oakland on vacation.





A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.






(Source: mrssaberhagen)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

Here’s the issue with this. You’re expecting other people to be decent human beings. And that’s ignorant as fuck. You should know that’s not how the world works. I don’t think these are things that should be avoided, but you should be aware of the risks. People are fucks and holding others to certain standards will fuck you over. 


I have really high standards even though I’m super ugly

That feel when basic human courtesies are considered high standards.